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🐉 Bring a dragon to the table without negotiating ceiling repairs.

These seven-piece metal dice sets feature dragon designs framed by ornate metallic borders, with rich color across their faces. Choose from four finishes and tuck your newest treasures into the included pouch between adventures.

🎲 Dice Details

• Seven-piece metal RPG dice set
• Includes D4, D6, D8, D10, D%, D12, and D20
• Dragon designs with decorative borders and corner details
• Four color varieties: Magenta/Copper, Ice Blue, Verdant Green, and Violet Gold
• Pouch included

👑 Loot Goblin’s Commentary

“The supplier said these totems channel the majesty of dragons. So far they’ve occupied my best shelf and contributed nothing toward expenses. The resemblance is uncanny.”

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🐉 Claim a little dragonblood for your hoard without volunteering to collect it yourself.

Dragonblood Jasper composite dice pair deep blood-red tones with mossy green patches, dark markings, and gold-colored numbering. Hand-cut and hand-finished, they’re made from approximately 80% stone reinforced with 20% resin. Choose a complete seven-piece RPG set, a single D20, or an oversized D20 Chonk.

🎲 Dice Details

• Full set includes D4, D6, D8, D10, D%, D12, and D20.
• Individual D20 and D20 Chonk options are sold separately.
• Red-and-green stone patterns with gold-colored numbering.
• Hand-cut and hand-finished using traditional lapidary tools. Dimensions, shapes, and stone patterns vary slightly between individual dice.

👑 Loot Goblin’s Commentary

“The supplier assured me no dragons were inconvenienced. An unusually specific assurance, considering I hadn’t asked. Lovely stone, though. I paid promptly and moved the cart.”

📦 Packaging & Care

• Full seven-piece sets include a padded tin box.
• Individual D20s and D20 Chonks are securely packed and delivered in a bag.

Roll on a soft dice tray or padded mat to protect both your dice and your table. Want a closer look before choosing? Message us for photos of the available sets or singles.

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🌳🍃 Chopping down sacred trees has consequences. Fortunately, those consequences roll initiative.

Legends tell of ancient forest spirits who grew weary of adventurers chopping down sacred groves, carving initials into century-old trees, and asking entirely too many questions about whether a mimic can photosynthesize.

Their solution?

Dice.

Not ordinary dice, mind you. Dice crafted from the very heart of the forest itself.

Dryads' Revenge is a collection of beautifully crafted wooden dice that bring a touch of the wild to every roll. Warm to the touch and naturally unique, each set showcases the rich grain patterns and character that only real wood can provide. No two sets are exactly alike, because forests have little interest in mass production.

Whether you're a wandering ranger, a druid protector of the wilds, or simply an adventurer who appreciates natural craftsmanship, these wooden treasures are ready for the journey ahead.

🎲 Dice Details

• Complete 7-piece wooden polyhedral dice set (D4, D6, D8, D10, D%, D12, D20)
• Crafted from genuine wood with natural grain patterns throughout
• Lightweight and comfortable in hand
• Crisp numbering for easy readability
• Each set possesses unique coloration and wood grain characteristics
• Available in multiple wood varieties while supplies last
• Excellent for fantasy RPGs, collectors, druids, rangers, and woodland wanderers

🌲 Available Woods

• African Acid Branch Wood
• Midnight Sandalwood
• Sandalwood Finish (Dark Forest Edition)

Please note that natural wood grain and coloration vary from set to set, making every treasure unique.

👑 Loot Goblin's Commentary

I attempted to harvest these from the forest using traditional goblin methods - good ol' clearcutting with rusty buzzsaws.

The dryads, curiously enough, objected.

After several stern lectures, one overturned wagon, and a surprisingly aggressive squirrel, a compromise was reached.

Now we simply trade shiny objects for them. Quaint? Maybe. Less painful? Definitely.

📜 Lore

"When the last axe fell silent and the forest reclaimed its peace, the dryads gathered beneath the moonlit canopy. There they crafted gifts of wood and magic, knowing adventurers would inevitably touch things they were specifically told not to touch. Typical"

- Tigor the Hermit

📦 Packaging & Care

• Every order is packed by real humans and supervised by highly judgmental goblins
• Store in a cool, dry location to preserve the beauty of the wood

The forest is watching. Roll wisely. 🌳🎲

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✨ From the jeweled halls of dwarven cities to your considerably less structurally sound gaming table.

These metal polyhedral dice feature sparkling stripes, contrasting numbers, and four colorful finishes inspired by dwarven strongholds. Each seven-piece set comes with a padded box.

🎲 Dice Details

• Seven dice: D4, D6, D8, D10, D%, D12, and D20
• Metal construction with a sparkling striped design
• Four color variations
• Padded box included

👑 Loot Goblin’s Commentary

“The dwarves insist each stripe represents a proud ancestral dynasty. I stopped asking after the third genealogy lecture. Lovely dice, though.”

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⚒️ Carry the colors of your clan. Settle ancestral grudges one oversized roll at a time.

These 33mm metal D20 Chonks feature sparkling stripes, angular faces, and dark numbering. Choose from six finishes inspired by dwarven clans, each with a proud craft tradition and an unreasonable opinion about everyone else’s work.

🎲 Dice Details

• One oversized 33mm D20
• Metal construction
• Sparkling striped design
• Six color varieties
• Sold individually

📜 Lore: The Six Clans

Silver/Rainbow - Clan Prismvein

Prismvein miners follow shimmering seams deep beneath the citadels. Their jewelers consider using only one color a distressing lack of ambition.

Gold/Rainbow - Clan Gildenshield

Gildenshield vaultkeepers adorn even their everyday tools with extravagant color. They insist this demonstrates prosperity; their accountants call it a recurring problem.

Purple/Blue - Clan Runestorm

Runestorm smiths temper their finest work beneath humming runic anvils. Apprentices learn early that “probably discharged” is not a safety procedure.

Copper/Red - Clan Embermantle

Embermantle forges have burned continuously for eleven generations. The clan maintains that letting a furnace cool is how you invite rust, weakness, and unsolicited advice.

Silver/Blue - Clan Frosthammer

Frosthammer artisans work beneath glacial peaks, favoring cool brilliance and uncompromising edges. Their hospitality is warmer than their workshops, though visitors are advised to bring a coat.

Copper/Purple - Clan Duskanvil

Duskanvil smiths begin their finest work at twilight, when purple light fills the mountain gates. Nobody knows whether this improves the metal, but it does excuse them from morning meetings.

👑 Loot Goblin’s Commentary

“Every clan claims theirs is the finest. I suggested a friendly competition. Three tables, two treaties, and one extremely expensive beard ornament later, we agreed to sell all six.”

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⚡ The corporations own the skyline. You can still own the dice.

These seven-piece metal dice sets feature mechanical detailing, circular number frames, and angular shapes for a future that has seen better days. Choose purple-blue shimmer or a copper-toned finish with dark recesses, ready for your next questionable contract.

🎲 Dice Details

• Seven-piece metal RPG dice set
• Includes D4, D6, D8, D10, D%, D12, and D20
• Mechanical styling with circular number frames
• Sculpted, angular designs
• Two finishes: Purple/Blue - Secret Purple and Copper/Black - Vault
• Pouch included

👑 Loot Goblin’s Commentary

“The corporation offered me a subscription to luck. I asked whether I could just buy the dice. They called security. Anyway, these are yours for one payment, which apparently makes me a revolutionary.”

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🎒 A goblin’s glorious grab bag of dice and swag. Let fate decide what gets smuggled into your hoard.

🎲 Dice Details

• 🎲 1 Full matching or mixed dice set (D4, D6, D8, D10, d%, D12, & D20.)
• 💰 Includes a burlap Loot Sack! If buying multiple sets let us know if you want a bag for each set

⁉️Mystery Element: Want to guide fate? Mention you favorite colors, style, or themes in the Personalization Option , and we'll try our best to hook you up! If this is a repeat order feel free to share a picture of your last haul(s) so we can avoid sending you duplicates. Though with approximately 450 to 500 acrylic/soft resins sets such an occurrence is unlikely!

👑 Loot Goblin's Commentary

Welcome adventurer! I’ve scoured realms far and wide, trading, scheming, and (ahem) “borrowing” from powerful treasure hoards to bring you this dice - plucked from my ever-expanding collection, plus a little extra treasure thrown in for the love of the game.

With 450+ styles what will fate grant you? A swirling elemental storm? A gem-like trove? Glittery goodness? Dice with inclusions in it? Perhaps something forged in colors that no wizard has yet named? Regardless, I guarantee top-quality dice, a bag, loot, fast shipping, and a bit of fun chaos along the way.

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👁️ The dragon is asleep. Its security system is making direct eye contact.

Inspired by floating guardian orbs that patrol dragons’ treasure rooms, these 33mm metal D20 Chonks bring a watchful presence to your gaming table. Raised scale detailing surrounds a dragon-eye centerpiece, with five metallic finishes to choose from.

🎲 Dice Details

• One oversized 33mm D20
• Metal construction with raised dragon-scale detailing
• Dragon-eye design
• Five color varieties
• Sold individually; no box or pouch included

👑 Loot Goblin’s Commentary

“These usually float above a dragon’s hoard, counting coins and judging visitors. I persuaded this batch to accept desk duty. If yours starts auditing your dice collection, maintain eye contact and insist you have receipts.”

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