🌳🍃 Turns out chopping down sacred trees has consequences. Fortunately for us, those consequences roll initiative. 🍃🌳

Legends tell of ancient forest spirits who grew weary of adventurers chopping down sacred groves, carving initials into century-old trees, and asking entirely too many questions about whether a mimic can photosynthesize.

Their solution?

Dice.

Not ordinary dice, mind you. Dice crafted from the very heart of the forest itself.

Dryads' Revenge is a collection of beautifully crafted wooden dice that bring a touch of the wild to every roll. Warm to the touch and naturally unique, each set showcases the rich grain patterns and character that only real wood can provide. No two sets are exactly alike, because forests have little interest in mass production.

Whether you're a wandering ranger, a druid protector of the wilds, or simply an adventurer who appreciates natural craftsmanship, these wooden treasures are ready for the journey ahead.

🎲 Dice Details

• Complete 7-piece wooden polyhedral dice set (D4, D6, D8, D10, D%, D12, D20)
• Crafted from genuine wood with natural grain patterns throughout
• Lightweight and comfortable in hand
• Crisp numbering for easy readability
• Each set possesses unique coloration and wood grain characteristics
• Available in multiple wood varieties while supplies last
• Excellent for fantasy RPGs, collectors, druids, rangers, and woodland wanderers

🌲 Available Woods

• African Acid Branch Wood
• Midnight Sandalwood
• Sandalwood Finish (Dark Forest Edition)

Please note that natural wood grain and coloration vary from set to set, making every treasure unique.

💰 Loot Goblin's Commentary

I attempted to harvest these from the forest using traditional goblin methods - good ol' clearcutting with rusty buzzsaws.

The dryads, curiously enough, objected.

After several stern lectures, one overturned wagon, and a surprisingly aggressive squirrel, a compromise was reached.

Now we simply trade shiny objects for them. Quaint? Maybe. Less painful? Definitely.

📜 Lore

"When the last axe fell silent and the forest reclaimed its peace, the dryads gathered beneath the moonlit canopy. There they crafted gifts of wood and magic, knowing adventurers would inevitably touch things they were specifically told not to touch. Typical"

- Tigor the Hermit

📦 Shipping & Care

• Ships from Texas in 1 to 2 business days
• No dropshipping here
• Every order is packed by real humans and supervised by highly judgmental goblins
• FREE shipping when you order $35+
• Store in a cool, dry location to preserve the beauty of the wood

🎁 Bonus Loot

Every order from the Loot Goblin's Bazaar includes bonus loot tucked into the package. You may discover stickers, extra dice, collectible pins, minis, or other treasures hidden within your shipment.

Because every adventurer deserves a little extra treasure in the hoard.

The forest is watching. Roll wisely. 🌳🎲